11:40PM Okay...so thank god for Adele...but no musical finale...ITS THE FUCKING GRAMMIES! Final tallies 10 & 6 drinks.....5 and 1 on the pees. 4 poltics....2 big FU's...7 GOD mentions. 13 commercials for a whopping 69 minutes. only 19 performances...2 down from last year...and 1 down from the 3 year average. and in this 3 hour and 40 minute award show we gave out 9 awards. CBS fucked up...of course. ....Thank you all for playing along. At our highpoint we had over 150 people following. I hope you got introduced to a new artist. Get the Sturgill Simpson album....trust me on this one...please! As always, until next time, stay safe!
11:38PM And wow.
11:35PM Adele again showing why she is just real and awesome!
11:29Pm for the first time in many years the Grammys are going to run over....its Adele's fault!
11:23PM Death Real....this is going to be interesting.
11:20PM Corden's greatest accomplishement....made me thankful that it's the annual diatribe from the acadmy!
11:18PM Flake just told me that Chance The Rapper sounds like Donovan's customers at 3am. Ummm....Rob....thats only when you are in town.
11;13PM Tricia Feerick "Holy Shit...Ursula from Little Mermaid"
11:09PM Jen has corrected me...she has only Peed once...she asked if I knew something she didnt.
11:07PM Tally Time....9 and 6 on the beers....i think 4 and 2 on the ppes.....up to 7 GOD mentions...we've gotten too poltical with 4 of those..which have led to two very loud FU ASSHOLES....11 commericals for 58 minutes. 17 performances. ....7 awards.......and I have to say a great job y your host!
11:05Pm Tom Haggery said someone please notify Paul Williams that the grim reaper called....his career and he are both long dead!
10:58PM If you don't appreciate the talent that is Bruno Mars....please just move along and stop listening to music. You simply don't get it.
10:54PM if your doing a prince tribute...maybe some prince?
10:52PM Scientology commercial...excellent...sign me up!
10:51PM Looking forward to this
10:49PM Some people rooting for the comeback of the rap wars with drive by's and such....just sayin'
10:44PM Flake just asked Siri "what are the grammys" she said "Crap"u
10:42PM I remember when I enjoyed A Tribe Called Quest.....long long time ago.
10:38PM MaryBeth "I just don't like the curtains she's wearing"
10:36PM Celine Dion "Stevie Wonder once said..." ----- Jen "I can't see!"
10:32PM Flake asked if Al Jeroue gets in the death reel.....well this is CBS so not a chance. And thats a shame becuase he wont make next years either.
10:31PM Kenny "only the bee gees can do justice to bee gees music...this is like a high school musical"....well put!
10:28PM Multiple people "chubby david spade can sing"
10:27Pm Julie "It's a 'tragedy' she can't go falsetto"
10:26PM Really was a great sound....timeless!
10:24PM Was there any purpose to having them introduce this?
10:22PM There is not enough time left to get the proper death real in...just sayin'
10:21PM Darren and the rest of the 610 Stompers from NOLA will be in the opening scene of the Feb 28th episode of NCIS New Orleans....tune in people!
10:19PM Alright....so lets get some totals. 8 beers and 4 beers....4 pees.....7 commericals for 37 minutes. 13 performances...mostly good. 7 mentions of GOd...one by me. 2 political statments...but no FU assholes. CBS gave us their annual fuck-up. And 6 awards given out...no suprises really.
10:12PM I think they tried to hard on that.
10:08PM Every year I wait for CBS to fuck it up...every single year. Multi-Billion dollar company doing a million dollar production and they do it every time. This year on the one act I wanted. YOU FUCKING SUCK!
10:07Pm New RuPaul?
10:04PM Thank GOd its not Kanye...and yes I'm counting that Thank God in my totals!
0:01PM Darren - "George Michael did not wake us up before he went went" - I am so mad that it took me a minute to get that!!!!!
9:58PM Kat enjoying the reality that is Adele...and sharing this hashtag #shittygrammys
9:56PM Larry forgot how hot George Michael was....Carrie is now in the other room with Peaches!
9:53PM Adele once again proves she is just who she is....deal with it.
9:49PM Mr. P from PS11 asked when did gossmer from Bugs Bunny eat Alicia Keys (that is brilliant)
9:47PM Is Keys outfit meant for the BeeGees tribute?
9:42PM Flake "Huggy Bear sounds good"
9:39PM Kristin points out how bad it is that the Grammys have become predictable...and she is right.
9:38PM The girls in Maspeth want to know how Beyonce is struggling...ummm...agree...got some openings at Donovans if they can bus tables.
9:37PM Pat Collins wants to know if we are brining Gary Clarke Jr. into Donovans for Black History Month.
9:34PM Flake asks "when did david spade join Little Big Town"
9:31PM I thorougly enjoy Katy Perry (and her spectacular breasts) - she always sings live....she writes her stuff...she is entertainting! And the James Corden Tweets Bit was awesome!
9:30Pm MaryBeth Wants to know why Katy Perry is in the Wizard of Oz! Hey...look it's the Rafta Scarecrow!
9:29PM Larry says he'd be more intrigued by a Metallica and Tony Bennet mashup......knowing Bennet there is a duets album coming!
9:27PM Great into for Katy Perry (and her spectacular breasts)
9:26Pm Flake "boy...RUN DMC has changed"
9:25PM Chuckles points out that its not a good sign for the show when the best thing so far was the Carpool Kareoke Series commercial!
9:21Pm Earlier tonight I heard about this GaGa & Metalica thing....I have to say I'm intrigued. These are the times when the Grammys can be awesome. Can also suck ass (which as we know results in Strep)
9:20PM Flke wishes Carden hasd a real car with those celebs...and drove it off a cliff! Gota love Bruno!
9:17PM Bruno and crew filming a 1992 Adidas commercial?
9:15PM None of them know the words....they have never been to a Sox (sawx) game....or been drunk at a college town bar?
9:10PM Lots of frustration with Boyonce.....Chuckles..."who approved this shit? Someone has to tell this Diva NO".....and Darren says Overrated!
9:09PM Honest turkey...at Shady brook farms. Hmmmmm
9:06PM Alright...just over one hour in...let's get some Tallys. 5 beers for me....3 for Jen (glass of wine each)....3 commercials for 15 minutes. 6 performances...one terrible (thanks beyonce).....1 pee for me...none for Jen.....5 thankging of God(from one person)...and no real politics yet...meaning no FU assholes from me. Oh...and this awards show has given out 3 awards!
9:05PM Jamie says that Beyonce better hurry...she has to appear in a vision to some folks in Guatamala
9:04PM This is exactly why I encourage recrational drug use.
9:03PM Craigh noticed that Beyonce has put on some weight. He's very observant.
9:02PM Craig (bartending at Donovan's) "This is Killing Me" - Not sure if he is talking about Beyonce...or the fact that my sisters are in Donovan's.
9:01PM Flake just saw Cosmo Kramer filling a seat (Note...this was probably in Robs house)
9:00Pm Larry would rather hear Joey sing Nsync with Strep than listen to Lukas Graham
8:59PM Joey officially awake "Is this her way of announcing she is going to be starring in the Lion King"
8:58PM Okay...pat Collins was right...I need the Black Tar Heroin right about now.
8:57PM Multiple people about to throw up.
8:56PM Joey just said "Hey I hate this song...when I was 7 years old all my mother ever told me was to get a job".....ummm she's still saying that!
8:53PM Kristin tells me Joey just woke up in time to read the comment and wanted to know how he got dragged into this....ummm...id be asking other qeustions pal!
8:52PM Lost that bet....thought he was black.
8:49PM No comments from Joey tonight....i understand he is battling Strep....I'm told he got it when lickin ass or something.
8:47PM Larry kicked peaches out when Carrie came out in the short dress...he needed alone time. He points out that dying has it's priveleges!
8:44PM So here is why the Grammy's are a fraude. Last year I wrote that Blackstar was a great album...and it is. But Bowie did not deserve that win. Karen called it that it would win.
8:43PM I saw the original draft of the lyrics to that song.....it was "last night you were in my room. now my bedsheets smell like goo"
8:41Pm In NOLA...Darrne's pants are off...he's trying to convicne Julie. Here in Woodside...for the first time in 4 hours I've put pants on. Sheerin did a great job on this song on SNL last night too.
8:39PM Colleen called that Corden was coming out pantsless! Ed Sheerin (fresh off mid-days on WFAN NY) is doing his best Chris Campion impersonation with the Fish Price keyboard!
8:37PM Flake wants to know if Jonas jacket was made at Boys Brigade arts & crafts...he also didn't know that Tweety Bird had such a big package!
8:33PM Larry says he'll take anyone accepting with pants off over Nick Jonas bedazzled jacket.....i agree....Im showing up to dinner with no pants at Acra!
8:32PM One of my favorite acceptance speaches ever! That was fabulous!
8:31PM Okay...so Elaine must be freaking now.
8:30PM Tricia Feerick reminds us that Carrie Underwood's dance moves were seen at this years Youth Council Dance - Thats NOT A COMPLIMENT!
8:29PM Not crazy about the song...but they have talent. so cannot complain!
8:26PM The crowed at Donovan's likes Travolta's statement necklace...he knows how to accessorize. Me, I want to rip his face off. By the way I expect a huge ring at Donovans!
8:25PM Next year Youth Council Dance....Tom & I are wearing the Daft Punk suits.
8:23PM Flake was waiting for Mr. Freeze to join the weekend and Daft Punk......do you want to ride with Batman?
8:22PM As we sit in our first commerical break I have to say that was a flurry of early activity...i'll try to keep up if you keep it up. Anyone who has seen me DJ knows I like it loud. So not suprising we have this blaring here at home...Crazy Gracie the Cat dog is out cold. The Dog's life man....with all the time I spend in the dog house you would think I'd get to live the life just once!
8:17PM Paris Jackson "everyone looks so beautiful tonight" .... Elaine from Donovans "Execpt you...you look like a horses ass"
8:15PM Apparantly there is a party going on at Donovan's...I may need to do this from there next year. Is Daft Punk really still a thing?
8:13PM Darren and Julie joining from NOLA....they noticed J-Lo's awkardness waiting for winner.......Chance the rapper with more thankings of GOD than all of last years show.....GOD HELP US!
8:12PM Lianne from Donovans says too much Poff with J-Lo...or Lianne is hanging with the kitchen guys again...not sure.....Chain smokers win this award
8:08PM Elaine said she's afraid that he's undoing his pants...not sure if she is watching the grammys or home with Jimmy
8:07PM Pat Collins - Mariah Carey is saying "lets see you sound that good in Times Square you bitch"
8:06PM Larry from Acra states "Adele's wearing the jcurtains from the wizard of oz"....boy sh got killed!
8:05PM Flake wants to know when the Grammys are going to recognize the Partridge Family "I woke up i love this morning" was ground breaking....okay here comes our host!
8:04PM Cinda says "she has the CBS people responsible for last years gaffe trapped under her dress"
8:02PM Jen points out she is the size of the church and her outfit has the stained glass windows to prove it!
8:01PM CBS owed her this one after fucking up her sound last year....this girl can bring it...I mean to hit those notes live. Gotta love her.
8:00PM Interesting choice to open...usually would have something more up...but it's Adele...at least her weight is up!
7:55PM Just heard from Arizona....."The Flake don't want to watch these Snowflakes"
7:45PM Tricia Feerick watching red carpet...noticing the stellar garments in particular the dress that looks like a "valentine bouquet gone horribly wrong!"
7:42PM The Canadian Crack Whore (Celine dion) picked up J-Lo's dress from the Grammys 15 years ago in a thrift shop
7:38PM Just saw Faith Hill and Carie Underwood back to back.....apparantly doing that Sunday night football theme song ages you...big time!
7:30PM Seriously....a Red Carbet show now....I used to enjoy 60 minutes right up until the show. I don't need yet another 30 minutes of this.
6:52PM With just over an hour to go I've had to hit some wine....this is going to be a tough one to get through. Thank GOD the Death Real is going to take up 75% of the show!
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