11:30pm - Well the Grammys end on time again.....and in my never humble opinion this was one of the worst I can recall. Really disapointing. Poor Joe Perry.Well, I hope you had fun...I normally hope that you got introduced to an artist you didnt know...but not sure that happened this year..actually, Chris Stapleton....check his record out...really solid. Your final counts. 8 beers for me...5 for Jen. Thirteen commercials for 70 minutes. 8 awards given out. 19 performances...nothing spectactular at all...ugh...so sorry. I peed 3 times....that's important. And shockingly I think I was the only one to thank God! Oh, and one absolute bitch slap of Kanye...my highlite! We had comments from 2 continents tonight....and from 4 states...and people all over the tri-state area! Thanks for participating.....goodnight my friends!
11:29pm - Is this one of thise...which of these tings dont belong? If so...the answer is Joe Perry!
11:27pm - If you are going to sample a regaae song...this is the one to sample. Sophia Vergara....umm...yikes!
11:25pm - Absolutely love Uptown Funk....I mean it is everything that a great catchy pop record should be. But I was playing it about 18 months ago so how is it eligible!!!!
11:23pm - She just bitchslapped Kanye...big time....and I bet she is not 58 million in debt!
11:22pm - MB says Taylor forgot to finish dressing. I just think she is a super hero thats all.
11:17pm - So back stage at the Grammys they use Red Solo Cups...makes me feel even better about our efforts at the New York City Marathon every November!
11:14pm - Wow..tough Death Real....mabye that's why this Grammys is actually lamer than most!
11:10pm - Some of this music is not worth a penny....sorry.
11:09pm - While we listen to the blah blah blah of the Common and the other clown....has anyone caught a glimpse of Ellie King? Yikes! She just got engaged. I never thought Kermit would commit! I mean why by the pig when you get the bacon for free!
11:05pm - Tracey wants to know...."ALICE...ALICE...WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE"!
11:02pm - Cynda says they should have a ticker rolling along the bottom saying "Kids, Heroin use does not always result in you becoming a rock star".....with that said...our 3 hour counts. ten commercials for 54 minutes. 8 beers for me...4 for jen...2 pees for me. 6 awards given out.18 performances....and 73 near nipple slips!
11:00pm - You have to be a motorhead fan to appreciate this....North Carolina reporting in...another fighting househould...Chuck says not bad...Sue says they suck. Come on people...its loud...its rock and roll....and it was very well played!
10:58pm - Kat "Jack Sparrow plays guitar...who knew"...and he actually plays well!
10:57pm - Alice Cooper has looked the same for 45 years....impressive...i think.
10:56pm - - Someone should have told her white is not slimming!
10:53pm - No wonder she is so big....look at the size of that mouth...she gets entire pies in that pie hole!
10:43pm - I have to say the BB tribute was the best tribute of the night.
10:40pm - Correction...it was Feerick not Jilie with the Liza tribute comment...great line. But seriously...listen to these guitars....just so freaking deep and smooth.
10:38pm - Bonnie got old! Man we lost some amazing talent the past year. Sit back and listen to the guitars here folks.
10;36pm - The more I think about it....I do wish that GaGa would have done things more true to her voice. I get the tribute...and I loved the changes in personality to match who Bowie was....but would have preferred her own voice interpretation!
10:33pm - In the Haggerty House they started the show late so they can fast forward through the commercials..and as tom puts it...fast forward through all the crap!
10:32pm - Julie says that could have passed for a Liza Minelli tribute ....Joanne pointed out that Bieber SUCKS!
10:30pm - People are going to be negative on this tribute to Bowie...but the reality is she gave you the essence of Bowie...everything he was.
10:18pm - A slimmed down Sam Smith....apparantly this years winner...Meghan Trainor steals his food!
10:17pm - At least that performance ahd some energy!
10:13pm - My God that was the saddest excuse for smashing a guitar ever....I mean ever!
10:12pm - I am pretty sure I bought Jen that jacket for christmas...and yes it was not recieved well.
10:09pm - Can anyone tell me when Survivor returns?
10:08pm - As Darrin points out...I have the fever....well....I actually hate Bieber but the latest album is really very good. So this could be good.
10:05pm - While at commercial let's see what the first 2 hours had for us. 6 beers for Dan and 3 for Jen....7 commercial breaks before this one totalling 36 minutes. we only gave out 5 grammys. 13 performances though....but nothing blowing me away...honestly, terrible. And in breaking news...I've peed once!....honestly best part of the night is the cats commercial!
10:01pm - CBS having sound issues....and it might be in the room because Adele does not look happy...and she has hit a few bad notes. Way to go CBS...professional as always!
9:58pm - I have a great story about when me and Harry saw the Shakes at the Tonight show...I will share that later...but Pat Collins says she needs to cut down on the shakes!
9:57pm - Glad the Shakes won...but their frist album was superior. Not sure the Ellie King song belongs in this category, but hard to argue against that song being good!
9:55pm - As a stockholder of Target Cynda is very concerned!
9:53pm - How much did Target pay for this Gwen Stefani commercial?
9:50pm - Hamilton...best acceptance in a long long time!
9:49pm - I couldnt get past that fire...was that real? Also, Julie points out that Kendrick did not have a black swollen eye when the performance started...but he clearly had one at the end. I honestly didn't understand a word he said...the performance was solid...great theater..but I didn't get the message.
9:33pm - Jen says the hell with the rest of the grammys...show us the rest of the play!
9:32pm - No wonder you can't get tickets to this show. Looks awesome!
9:27pm - Darren and Pat Collins both commenting about Steview Doner having a Steve Harvey moment...that Taylor or Miss Columbia really won!
9:23pm - Is James Bay trying to be the british Jack White? Jen wants to know if the Amish guys is allowed to play an electric guitar?
9:19pm - Through the looking glass looks really freaking creepy for a Disney flick!
9:14pm - McKenna chimes in with....you know why Stevie Wonder cant see his friends right? Because he's married!
9:12pm - Jen wonders if Taylor is really that happy to lose to him? Looks like Sheerin combed his hair with the same spoon that Ice Cube used for his..well ya know.
9:10pm - Camille asks if Stevie dressed all of them!
9:08pm - Is this a box of crayola up there? Pat Collins says it's nice of Stevie to sing with the homeless family. MB from Taiwan (yes Taiwan) says she can't see Stevies arms in the camoflouge...ummm...neither can he.
9:07pm - Does Stevie know what they dress him like?
9:05pm - BORING!
9:00pm - There is fighting going on in the Argentieri houshold....Joe thinks Lionel looks like a muppet...Sally says he looks like the Easter Island statue from the night at the museum movies!
8:58pm - Alright as we close out the first hour lets get a count....4 beers for me, 2 for jen....no pees....5 performances....2 awards, and out of the first 60 mintues we have our 4th commercial break which will account for 19 of the minutes. Oh, and the only 2 thanking of God of have amazingly come from me!
8:57pm - Patricia points out that there is a lot of white man overbite going on at the grammys! Anyone want to wager on what Dave Grohl was drinking?
8:55pm - Joey D....Rob McKenna....Flake....we are Dancing on Ted's Cieling!!!!
8:53pm - Shouldnt Tyrese be singing this to Trainor? Years ago at a TJ Martell foundation dinner Jen and I saw Lionel close the show with this song...it was really amazing!
8:51pm - Julie points out that Demi is Semi dressed!
8:50pm - Cynda is counting down to the Grammy debut of Demi's nipples!
8:49pm - And now we are hoping Lovato takes her jacket off!
8:47pm - Thank God John Legend took off his jacket...you had to see it.....just refer to the original batman series and look for the Riddler or Joker...it was somehwere in between.
8:44pm - Patricia Feerick points out that its not a good idea for Ellie Goulding to hit the plastic surgeon for lip work on her way to the Grammys!
8:43pm - Wow...that presentation got a ton of attention...Pat Collins points out that it was Big Bird presenting...and asks if Chris Stapleoton has a regular spot in our Donovan's Rythm and Brews series. Nora Shea points out that we can borrow that fur/blanket/coat for our upcoming trip to Alaska
8:41pm - there was no dbout Chris Stapleton would win this....but Cynda asks why was Madusa presenting?
8:38pm - With this duo...I would have lost the bet on who has the biggest lips....holy shit...what is she injecting those things with? This is a disapointing performance..expected better...notice her left wrist too.
8:34pm - Have you ever seen Ariana Grande and Selena Gomez at the same time? hmmmm
8:28pm - Profile it looks like he has a dead muskrat on his head...where are Captin and Teneale anyway?
8:26pm - Julie down in NOLA...fresh off of MadiGras says that this weekend she is going to sculpt her hair like the weekend....and believe me people....she will!
8:23pm - The Weekend should have a big night too. This is a great cut. Jen and I just said the same thing at the same time...what the fuck is on his head? Of course you can't feel your face....their is a zombie aliens hand on your head!
8:14pm - Thank GOD Carrie Underwood changed her hair from what it was during the red carpet...she looked like the Cowardly Lion on crack. Now she just looks like Carrie Underwood on crack. Sad to admit I am enjoying this performance!
8:11pm - Kendrick is going to have a ig night....deservedly so. Great album. Julie points out 5 rings on four fingers....did he play on the Yankees in the 90's?
8:09pm - Best Rap Album....dressed for the show...gotta love it....and Joey points out that it looks like Run ate DMC!
8:05pm - LL Cool J....do the grammy's need a host? Taylor back in her seat....now she dances for the next 3.5 hours. ...oh my god....Lionel Ritchie looks like a characture of himself...did someone draw him in Times Square?
8:01pm - First comment is in from Cynda....is Taylor going to be ice skating in that outfit? So far I give her an 8. However, the judege from the republic of Knye gives her a 2.
8:00pm - Taylor Swift right on cue....love the set. Remember, Kanye made her famous...well other than the fact that she was accepting a fucking grammy when he made his big move!
7:55pm - Now I know why I don't watch red carpet shows...that was really hard to watch...thank god for ice cold beer! Alright....next post will be the start...TSwift!
7:10pm - This Monday Grammy night sucks...i always look forward to the 60 minutes lead-in becasue they do a great feature on an artist. Instead I am stuck with a red carpet pre-show that is just terrible. The absolute awkwardness of this. Can we please get to the awards and see how CBS and the Acadamy absolutely embarrass themselves. By the way, Uptown Funk is up for a few grammys.....um, the song is well over a year old...but hey, who am I to complain. Time for a beer.
5:30pm - Getting closer...time to order a pizza or something. The beer is icey cold...might have to test. Taylor Swift is opening the show which means that Sally Arentieri can get to bed early. Really looking forward to Lady GaGa's tribute to David Bowie. Gonna be a super long death real tonight!
9:50am - Less than 12 hours to the 58th Annual Grammy Awards. If we give Kanye $1 million for every year the Grammy's have existed he would be out of debt....for a week.
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