11:40pm After finishing early the last few years this Grammys is 10 minutes over....and for those of us watching it feels like an hour or 7 over. A disapointing show. The last award was a joke. Paul Williams looks homeless by the way. Final stats are as follows: 13 commercial breaks for 73 minutes! 18 performances....too bad they were so disapointing. Just 9 awards given out..most of them terrible. Just 11 beers which is shocking since it was so bad. Just 2 pee breaks.....and 3 thanks to god. In any event I think we all had some fun....at least I hope we did. The last performance was not that bad...........and CBS didnt have any production issues.......which makes sense since instead they just put on a show that sucked! As always, until next time, stay safe, later, dan!
11:38pm However the accpetance speach was pretty damn funny!
11:36pm Oh god....i'm sorry but no.....album of the year? No...No...NOOOOOOO. Once again the grammys are a joke. Granted it wasnt a great year for albums...not like last year...but this is a joke. Oh and Yoko...go away! Even they know it should not happen!
11:35pm Album of year to...................Red!
11:29pm Gracie is out cold next to me.....snoring like the animal she is.....and it sounds better than most we heard today. Oh god...another robocop.....hey Hollywood...come up with an original idea!
11:28pm Jen says Billy Jo went easy on the eye liner tonight....still has more than Miranda though.
11:26pm Well tha twas some reality there.....I worked with a woman on the death real when I was at Sony! Hey Billy Jo is out of rehab!
11:23pm The giant panda getting lots of air time! Flake found Wonder Woman on TV...he's going to need a few minutes. Kenny wants to know what Beyonce & JZ are giving the couples for gifts. Death REEL!
11:20pm Last year I asked you to nominate me for this......I think I got zero votes....let me count that again...yep, zero!
11:17pm Multiple people calling for a Jen dueling blog for next year...which Im fine with, but I'd have to be tech support for that...you know much work it is keeping track of the show, the emails, the txts, the stats.......okay....drinking is really the only work involved, but I have to make it sound tough. But tech support for Jen...that is hard work!
11:15pm Spy sent me a txt......"I couldnt watch live because of the crazy baby, and forgot to record, so I decided to read your blog and then youtube whatever seemed worth while.....as of now I want a Haggen Daz bar".......hahahahahahaha.!
11:12pm Of Madonna's appearance Jen says "Dolly Parton looks terrible"
11:09pm Two (2) news flashes. Flake is having a piece of coconut cream pie ans says he feels like he is on Gilligans Island....Flake, did Julie dress like Maryann while baking it? And JennO reports that we lost DanO...sound asleep at 11!
11:08pm Sleeveless is not meant for woman her size!
11:07pm This song does deserve a ton of credit...not just for the message....dont let the music get lost. Incredibly well written...lyrics, arrangement!
11:05 going into the 11pm commerical.....We had 10 commercials for 53 minutes. 15 performances. 8 awards. 10 beers, 1 pee and 2 thanks of god!
11:02pm Is it possible that Kevin Costner made a movie worth seeing?
11:01pm I'm informed that Mike Haggerty (aka MTD) was watching live but went to bed.........so did Crazy Gracie the cat dog.....she was pissed when I put the channel back to the grammys!
11:00pm Flake says the Lucky Charms thing pissed him off too......he asked "whats next Tony the Tiger yelling they're spectacular"...hahahahahahahah
10:59pm Dont get me wrong....Get Lucky was the biggest hit of the year....but record of the year? No.......No...No! I think Smokey's been smokin by the way!
10:57pm Record of the year should go to Roar! Perfectly produced record!
10;56pm Flake says the country chick with the Neon cactus was cool......is there any Haggerty watching live? Mike? Mike? Where are you Mike?
10:54 Metallica is tight....they are absolutely an aquired taste....but as musicians you have to appreciate them......and this giant panda dude can play piano!
10:50ppm When they kept saying this pianists name I thought we were going to have a Giant Panda on the stage.
10:49pm Lou Reed was solid....very solid....but one of the greatest ever? I dont thnk so. Metallica should be cool!
10:49pm Tom Haggerty is watching on tape delay.......Face must have had him cleaning the house or something......he just pointed out that Lorde might be having a seizure.....ummm...tomm give it another 20 minutes and you will be having one!
10:45pm I have not heard from MB this year......MB you out there? You out riding your bike? While I can see the number of people viewing....topped at 213 this year....I cannot tell who is who.
10:42pm Thank god for cold beer.....this has been a bit paoinful.
10:41pm Okay, Royals...I dont agree...its a well written song...but come on. They kep showing her video..she is such a pretty girl.....what the hell happened.....was the plane ride from New Zeland that hard?
10:40pm Song of the year should go to Just give me a reason.....its a perfectly written song...it wont win though.
10:37pm Carole King......talk about one of the best song writers ever......I mean EVER......can't carry a tune much anymore...but she gets a pass. Love how they worked those songs together....Sarah can sing though. Okay, maybe I'm taking that pass back.
10:37pm Cyndi Lauper.........still a freak! She has a great voice...and never got recognized for the voice as much as the crazy!
10:36pm Oh great Paul & Ringo are going to reunite again on February 9th.......I'll have to wash my hair / scalp that night!
10:35pm So as we fight our way through another commercial break, I normally .....wait...wait...wait....stop right there....they changed the Lucky Charms Song? What the fuck! Nobody ran that by me! Someone get me the Lucky Charms people on the phone!
10:32pm Pat Collins points out that your old when your kids know more grammy songs than you do......and states this is why kids should be seen and not heard! No argument here!
10:31 Okay so after the mashup earlier, that is the 2nd best job of the night!
10:30pm Steven Tyler just because your dressed like you walked off the set of Saturday night Fever does not give you the right to dance like that!
10:28pm Edith says they remind her a bit of Earth Wind & Fire....and I get that...they have the funk.....they actually play some solid instruments (except the fisher price keyboard), but EWF did not need robots!
10:28pm ChrisP asks if Pharrell raided Smokey the bears wardrobe closet!
10:26pm Does Stevie Wonder know they gave him a Fisher Price keyboard?
10:25 Niel Patrick Harris is a student of Evelny Wood
10:23pm. you know why she can wear this outfit.....those legs...thats why.......geeze...........is that a wrestling championship belt around the middle?
10:22pm Best Country Album.....I'm rooting for Kacey just for the album name....same trailor different park!
10:21 Martina asks "was that amazing or what?" to which I reply "WHAT"
10:20pm Claire MEF Mayer just wrote "wow I didnt know willie was still alive" to which I say.....do you have any evidence that he is?
10:18pm Chris Kristopherson is not playing guitar or doing anything....why is he here? Meryyl Haggard, im pretty sure he comes into Donovans every day and drinks a bottle of Jack and reads a book!
10:16pm We talk about rappers and drugs.......but none of them....none of them carry as much weed as Willie Nelson in his prime...hell, probably right now! Willie sounds okay, Chris....well, he sounds like me when I'm constipated!
10:13pm Y ou see those guys warming up? This might get worse! Oh, and I just peed!
10:10pm Chris P speaking for everyone......glad ringo got back behind the drums where he belongs.
10:09 Okay, Paulie Perretti is usually super sexy...that outfit is terrible...she looks terrible.......i'm not happy now. More beer please!
10:08pm Edith asks if Gloria knew she was bleeding through her dress!
10:06pm Pop vocal album I think it will go to Bruno......and it should.
10:07pm The death roll should be coming soon.........is Paul McCartney on it?
10:05pm Yes Paul, the people shout...they shout "LEAVE!"
10:04pm Okay, i'll be fair, Paul has written some of the greatest songs ever! But not this one...oh god its Yoko. Oh and Ringo always sucked!
10:04pm Please stop showing Ringo when there is a drum roll....he doesn't do anyuthing!
10:03pm If the Beatles had a 2nd drummer all those years ago maybe their stuff would have had some pop! Ringo is playing a straight 8......I can play a straight 8......drunk!
10:02pm Oh no...not another new song.....the last like 7 sucked!
10:01pm Oh god...the Beatles......the BackStreet Boys of the 60's!
10:00pm And somewhere Ray Shcwab is yelling JULIA!
9:59pm DanO just forwarded a tweet from @Arby's......"Hey Pharrell can we have our hat back".....hahahahahah....now why does DanO follow Arbys? Im not judging!
9:58pm LL I have an answer for you.....NO!
9:57pm Pat Collins says going from that mashup to Casey Musgraves is like having Tom DJ!
9:56pm Cernera says the light up boots cost at least $50.......sadly I believe she owns apair. What is this NFL half time show promo......seriously...what was that?
9:54pm Finally some life in the show......lets get a tally as we go to the break. Up until this break, 12.....12 perfromances....too bad they mostly sucked. just 4 awards given out. Six commercial breaks totalling 31 minutes. 6 beers in.....ZERO bathroom breaks......and only 1 thanking of God......that was this years surprise stat, but until JayZ not one mention!
9:52 She is good..she can sing...she's pretty, but did she have a $10 budget for wardrobe and set design?
9:50pm You dont have to like either of these acts......but you can appreciate the combo here....this is actually where the grammys can be great. That was enjoyable!
9:49pm McKenna "Jay-Z has done well for someone who looks like he was one of Fat Alberts friends"
9:47pm Taylor Swift going crazy......this guy from the dragons has a great voice!
9:46pm RyanH wants to know what the guy from NCIS LA is doing on the grammys!
9:46pm Flake justed ordered the Byonce outfit on Amazon.......I hope it fits him!
9:44pm This mashup could be pretty good....Imagine Dragons and Kendrick Lamare.......but all I think about is revenge of the nerds....with Lamars limp wristed throwing style
9:42pm Julie (Flakes better half) says that Beyonce was bootylicous (tape delay in AZ)......Rob, stay tuned...you just might "get lucky"
9:41pm Multiple people "obviously Gracie is smarter than all of us"
9:39pm Pat Collins asks why watching Ringo feels like watching weekend at Bernies.......which actually fits perfectly because the Beatles carried him all those years!
9:38 "Daft Punks first televised performance in 6 years? " Isnt that like saying if I was on the show tonight, "Dan Connor's first TV performance in 47 years?"
9:37 Rob McKenna liked the Ringo act........which confirms that Rob is an idiot!
9:36 Kendrick & MJ
9:35pm So the next time we are anywhere and there is a guitar and a Mic and one of you says "hey you should play something"....this is why I say no! Although after that I am reconsidering!
9:34pm Multiple people......"this is why he's the drummer"
9:33pm 72 people on stage and I can only hear Ringo? And who taught him to dance? Schmeds?
9:32pm Seriously after all these years can we have Pete Best back? I'd rather sit and listen at John or Georges grave site!
9:31 Ringo "how the fuck am I a" Starr!
9:30pm Speaking of the black tar Heroine!
9:29pm Nevermind Wednesday......Katie says that Lorde looks like Gollum........thats for you Lord of the Rings fans!
9:27pm I shit you not.....Crazy Gracie the cat dog just walked by and changed the channell.......how bad are these grammys!
9:26pm Ryan Hunt points out that Wednesday from the Adams family is a pop singer now!
9:26pm I think Lorde has followed Flakes advice and taken the Black Tar Heroine!
9:25 Lorde...this can be an epic acceptance speech!
9:24 Brave wins this.......although katy should....and not for her breasts!
9:23 Oh look....2 kids going to prom in the Bronx!
9:21pm Frank says "now its getting FUN":....they dont call him the best color man in the business for nothing!
9:20pm Is Nate going for the next Anchorman position? Filming a porn? Someone...anyone?
9:19pm Caroline Mary meyer says "dont open that scotch just yet".....thank god for Pink!
9:17pm Oh baby watch this! Annie Collins is somewhere having a seizure right now!
9:16pm They come back from commercial and say "thanks for watching the grammy awards" to which Jen says, "you better thank us"
9:15pm Kate says that if Pink doesnt bring it she is turning it off! We saw Pink a few weeks ago...one of the best shows I have ever seen. If you ever get the chance go! Its so worth it!
9:12 Edith poits out that Icons really means near death....as in coming up Icons Willy Nelson & Kris Christopherson....hahaha!
9:09pm Over 200 people on the blog.....for the worst ever grammys......so sad!
9:08pm Claire Marie Elizabeth Farrell Mayer says I better get the scotch out....this song isnt doing it either!
9:07pm Taylor writes great lyrics...she really does..........but did they all get a memo saying "hey this year lets put people to sleep....wait....wait....Taylor is convulsing now! Welcome to seizure night at the gramnys! (that was Jen's)
9:06pm Nora asks if Sir Paul is wearing a Members Only jacket......that would make sense those were in fashioin last time he was relevant!
9:05pm Easy for you to say LL
9:04pm Well this is the best dressed group of winners ever..............oh, what do we think Paul really had to do with this? Nothing....hahahaha in fact Grohl just said so!
9:03pm Best Rock Song category from 1979?
9:02pm Did I really beg for Taylor Swift to save us? Oh my the Grammys suck!
9:01pm Oh please Taylor Swift...wake us up!
8:58pm Now I love John Legend....unbelievable talent....but he isn't the guy who is going to lite this thing up! Chuck says that if this doesn't improve he is going to downtown Abby.
8:57 Flake says I should skip the scotch and go straight to the black-tar heroine!
8:56 Just heard from Flake in AZ.....grammys did not start out there yet, but based on our feedback he wont be watching...he is sticking with Fantasy Island reruns because Tatoo was a mini bad-ass in a Bond fillm in the 70's!
8:54 How about a tally while we go to yet another commercial. In the first 53 minutes, we have 2 commercial breaks totalling 10 minutes, 6 performances that maybe 1 was good, and gave out 2 awards....one justified, one bogus......and we are 3 beers in. If this doesnt improve we may need to go to scotch!
8:53 Well that was odd.
8:52 Sad to say....that was the best performance so far....although Katy Perrys breasts always win! Oh it's Abbie!!!!
8:49pm Well there is a bet I would have lost...who knew Gary Clarke Jr was black!
8:48pm Hey Keith Urban, Jennifer Anniston wants her hair back!
8:46pm Speaking of a man selling ice cream....your damn right we picked up Hagan Daz bars to snack on tonight!
8:45pm When does the lead singer from Chicago start twerking on Robin?
8:44pm Several people pointing out that it was Sean Lennon sitting next to Yoko........wouldnt you disguise yourself if you were going in public with Yoko?
8:43pm Dear NSA....please note the 8:42 post was intended to be a joke!
8:42pm I heard Kanye is performing.........I'm considering starting a kickstarter drive to hire an assasin to take him out.....seriously who wouldn't contribute to this?
8:41 Brian points out that you have to love any song that references Jeffrey Dahmer!
8:38pm Rob & Kirstin in are already looking for Seinfeld reruns........yeah, so far the 56th Grammys is not exactly blowing anyone away. We can only hope it blows Yoko away!
8:37pm Did they just say Taylor Swift is going to get intimate with us? Does that mean she will be writing a song about us soon?
8:35pm It's a cross between Wicked, War Horse and Jekly & Hide.......only with Katie Perrys Breasts!
8:33 Okay, it's Katie Perry and her breasts....actually her breasts should get top billing....ladies and gentleman, Katy Perrys breasts and Katie Perry
8:31 Okay, move along....that was 60 seconds of our lives we will never get back...thank god we have beer!
8:30 Daft Punk does not desrebe to win, but its worth watching them comp up............seriously what the hell!
8:29 Pop duo or group has to be Pink & Nate...no?
8:25 Hunter Hayes looks like a cross between Matt Damon, Justin Bieber and Gilbert Godfried
8:23 JennO wants to know how many beers in I am due to my spelling.....sadly only one...its not the # of beers, but the # of hours of sleep.
8:19 DanO is taking bets on how far into the so called Beatle Reunion Yoko storms the stage to break it up........and mentions that Pharrell is hot on the trail of Moose and Squirel
8:18pm Was she just in a fire? is she wearing MC Hammers pants?
8:16 Lorde taking the first ever grammy siezure.......make sure she doesnt bite her toungue!
8:15 Ryan Lewis is still going the wrong way.......oh and speaking of Lorde!
8:14 One for one....somebody stop me! Also, noboy is ever allowed to comment on my clothing choices
8:12 Maclamore will win best new artist....but how is Lorde not even nominated? BEcause the grammys are a sham!
8:11 Is Pharrell a Canadian Mounty?
8:10 John Lennon looks better than Paul McCartney
8:09 I cant get mad at Daft Punk if I ever liked KISS.....but really? Also, I saw Yoko Ono.....just keep her off the stage please!
8:07 I thought only I could pull off this outfit......LL stay out of my wardrobe bro!
8:02 We are underway & CBS did not screw up the opening. You know the drill, email (thedirtyjobs@gmail.com) or txt (9172993636) oh, and I can shake my ass like that too
7:57pm - Time for a beer, time to get this started. I say CBS screws up in the first 7 minutes!
5:53pm - The plan for tonight.....Grammy's in your Jammy's....with beer of course! Sattle up and ride! Provisions are stocked! See you in a bit.
10:27am - The countdown to the 56th annual Grammy Awards is on! Being that the stores have been cleared of milk & bread I urge you to stock up on beer & chips!
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