11:30pm Okay, well I guess thats a wrap....thank you CBS....YOU SUCK. Our final totals......13 commercials for 69 minutes. 11 awards given out. 19 performances....if you count whateve Frank Ocean did. 10 beers....one pee break...........all of that in 3.5 hours. Not bad. Hope you all had fun! Hope you saw some artists you might not have seen before. Thanks for joining...thanks for playing along.. As always, until next time, stay safe, later, Dan
11:29pm CBS goes off the air a minute early to get more promos in......just pathetic!
11:27pm LL doing a little Beasties tribute.....sweet. LL still bringing it. Chuck D beating the crap out of him! and CBS cuts to a voice over! Yes, CBS the worst network ever! They should get killed for this!
11:24pm Okay, LL......get your inner thug out!
11:16pm Wow...Mumford and Sons.....not a terrible choice.
11:16pm Album better go to either Keys or White!
11:14pm come on......with all those rappers, someone has to have a gun....SHOOT THIS GUY!
11:12pm Someone shoot Frank Ocean.....someone shoot him now. I want to run....run danny run!
11:10pm Tally time.....in the first 2:48 we had 11 commercials for 58 minutes.......16 performances, 10 awards, im on beer #9 with just one pee break......and now some spanish guy is now flirting with Elton John!
11:08pm Flake said he just saw Cosmo Kramer in the crowed and can't believe he still does the seat filing gig!
11:07pm Brian Anderson says " that tall bespectacled woman singing backup in the Levon Helm tribute ...didnt she create the Humpty Dance?" Levon Helm's is not happy right now......not because of the performance, he's not happy because he's dead!
11:03pm Mavis wouldnt stop.....I think she had gas.
11:00 okay the chick from Shakes is better than Mavis....does Mavis voice Selma from the Simpsons?
10:59pm Mavis Staples......should have her stomach stapled! And her mouth now that I hear her....holy shit she sucks!
10:58pm What the hell is that thing? Jen says she ate whoever was supposed to sing!
10:57pm Never before has the word Virtuoso been used so much in 90 seconds! Okay, tribute to the band........with Elton back!
10:53pm I'm starting the campaign for you all to vote for me to be the Grammy Music Teacher winner......come on...get on line and submit my name you miserable bastards!
10:52pm So Etta James BETTER be in this...and Whitney BETTER NOT!
10:51....almost time for the death real! Woo Hoo! Oh okay Justins alive, its just his musical career thats dead!
10:50pm Is there anything Ryan Seacrest is not involved with?
10:49pm Did CBS just miss their own return to the show because they were busy playing more than 7 minutes worth of commercials? Yes folks, CBS the always realiable to fail network!
10:46pm Did LL just say that Justin Timberlake is in the In Memorium tribute? Did he die after that perfrmance? I mean justifiably.
10:45pm Annie says that Melissa Ethrande looks exhausted......i have not noticed her.....wondering if Annie is looking at Ellen, and just has her lesbians confused.
10:43pm Tomorrow kids will be carrying a cane for no apparant reason....you know, like Prince just did.
10:42pm gotye and what the hell is she wearing? Seriously.....this has been the worst dressed night EVER......EVER!
10:41pm Prince just came in from the rain....fun?
10:39pm From the Collins household "Imagine all the customers you would get in Donovans if you can get Harry that dress to wear when he guest bartends"........ladies and gentleman, let me introduce you to Donovans new marketing Director Pat Collins!
10:38pm Underwood has pipes...she could bring it.....the dress thing is cool......but is this worth the hype they put into it?
10:36pm I should have saved my first pee for when Hunter Hayes was on....yawn....as Nick points out...he sure took up a ton of time. MB loving the country music atention tonight...dont they have their own awards show?
10:34pm Steve Eller wants to know why we are getting so many shots of Ellen............I know...with all the other woman out there we keep seeing him....errr...her. Nick Vagra says they should call her Katie Pairy....I CONCUR!
10:28pm Good for Fun............good for Katy Perrys breasts! Ann liked Jack White paying tribute to the walking Dead.......hey a commercial...shocker!
10:26 Clevage Perry....err....I mean Katy Perry! Best New Artist...............Fun. again?
10:26pm He tore it up...hope Kat was awake for it!
10:24pm I'll fix that link later....sorry......we have over 170 people on the page right now........I think thats our most ever. Jack White delivering despite being dressed like a Bay City Roller!
10:21pm Jack White........awesome! GREAT song.....GREAT album.....if you dont have it...get it!
10:20pm Lumineers........good stuff....great song.....and Taylor Swift is KILLING me!
10:19pm Kris Eller sent me this link....which shows the rihanna tats....and I'm right.....nothing good: h\
10:11pm Is that tatoo just below Rihannas rack? There is no tatoo in the world that can look good there. The Marley boys need a haricut..........im an expert on hair!
10:09pm I have to say this performance is really solid! 2 comments regarding my no bathroom breaks (which I just broke)......MB says impressive....Flake says isnt depends great! Rihanna and Ziggy Marley
10:07pm Taylor Swift is just having a GREAT time.........never been a Sting fan.....dont know why!
10:06pm My favorite Bruno Mars song by far........hey Harry just woke up!
10:05pm Flake says he wants me to blog the Wstminster Dog Show......because he will at least know the breeds....he doesnt know who any of these clowns are! Classic.....the mystery caller with the Hasidic comment was Nick Vagra......blast from the past! Nick, I hope all is well man!
10:02pm Time for a talley.........one hour and 59 minutes.......11 performances, 8 awards given out.....way more than usual........7 commercial breaks totalling a crazy 31 minutes! I'm on beer number 6 with zero bathroom breaks!
10:00 someone just asked if Zack Brown Band was Hasidic....haha...excellent They do a great tailgate thing for fans before the show. They actually cook the food and sit and eat with them.....its very cool.
9:58pm Zac Brown band wins a grammy.....these guys are fun!....not to be confused with fun.
9:56pm I was just typing that it might have been Cee Lo Green as the peacock playing piano.......and Guch writes "Cee Lo's peacock getup just got outdone".....ha! Now regarding music........Kelly Clarkson does sound great
9:54pm Doctor John getting tons of attention Guch says "holy sweet lord, what is playing keyboard" Too which Chuck has the answer "Sitting Bull"
9:52pm Annie says....and I quote "What the fuck is with the headdress".................thats doctor John man...........drugs in his prime.....lots of drugs.
9:50pm This song just rocks....this album is great...if you dont have the album....get it. Best albums of the year, this, Jack Whites album, Coldplay......they all are just awesome.
9:49pm Kat Dennings......i dont think she is that good looking.........but here come the Black Keys! with Doctor John.....who is um......crazy.
9:47pnm The grammys just started airing in Arizona and Flake wnats to know if that was Tom H in the bunny suit in the opening act? Tom went to bed 2 hours ago......Tracey told him to.
9:43pm MB states that Dierks is hotter than McSteamy!
9:42pm Did JayZ just tell him he had to thank him?
9:41pm Best rap song collaboratoin........aka how many ex cons can we get on stage at once.
9:40pm After that performance I want to punch Rihanna in the face.....who would have thought I would side with Chris Brown!
9:39pm We just heard from our 3rd state in these United States.........agreement from Chuck on the Maroon 5 and Alicia Keys perforamnce......the highlight so far....no doubt.
9:38pm Wow....had a tecnical malfuctnion....was not getting txts.. Just got about 50 of them at once....i'll try to get to them all. MB welcome to the Muford and sons fan club. Megan, agrees on the JT front and says that Chris Brown recently kicked Frank Oceans ass......was it Ocean? I remember reading something about him brawling with someone.
9:30pm Leading into the commercial the announcer said "up next rihanna returns to the grammy stage with the black keys"...............I would have paid any amount of money if she slipped and said eyes instead of keys...........cannot have everything I guess.
9:27pm Man, really who was in charge of wardrobe.........what is Penny wearing? Best pop vocal album.........Fun.? Wow this is a mess.....Clarkson wins this one? No, I'm sorry...the others yes, because they were for songs....and her performance on the song Stronger rocks.......but the overall album........No, sorry. God the grammys are a joke. Kelly Clarkson is killing it on the acceptance front.....she is finishing up quickly to get to the buffet backstage!
9:26pm Wow this matchup is doing really well........so much better than last year with Rihanna and Coldplay.
9:24pm My niece Kathy in shock that Jack White was not nominated for that category.....several songs off of Blunderbuss could fit the bill. I'll tell you why Kathy....the grammys are a farce! I have to say I do enjoy Alicia Keys.........she just has real talent.
9:22pm Alicia and Maroon 5...this should be cool!
9:21pm Keys win.,...the entire album rocks. How was Jack white not in there? The Coldplay album is great too.
9:19pm Our annual Abby sighting.....she's go that stupid smile going.........Dave Grohl just called her Polly............LOL. Someone tell Dan he won. Okay best rock performance....should be Jack White or Black Keys
9:18pm Bud Light Platinum? Really? Seriously? Are there really people that will fall for this?
9:16pm JT's new album is being sold at Target........not exactly Gangsta!
9:14pm Annie says that JT was doing Bruno Mars act..........how did i Miss that.....I think Bruno did that exact same setup (wore the same outfit too) last year! Great call Annie!
9:12pm Why are they all so into JT....that sucked. Kelly Roland must have ran into Chris Brown in the alley. NAS............um, nice jacket. Best Urban Contemporary Album....really thats a category? Whats next, the best album with a title starting with the letter A recorded in a city wiah a population of less than 8000 and whose artist is 26 years old? Frank Ocean wins.........first openly gay hip hop star I know of....great article on him in EW this month.
9:10 Here's hoping its another 7 years until Justin performs on the Grammys again. Just sayin.
9:07pm Annie just called my Donovan's Plug shameless..........was there a point where any of you thought I had any shame at all? Are you not our Christmas Card list?
9:06pm I do like the whole black and white thing. Hey Jay-Z.....now its really a black and white thing!
9:03pm Ellen is just funny.......very funny. She's freaking beyonce out.....this is great! This Timberlake song SUCKS!
9:01pm Just saw the promo for Golden Boy.....CBS new show. Woodside's own Chris Santangelo appears in the premier episode. It airs on February 26th........we will be having a viewing party at Donovans that night...with Chris of course! Hope you can join us!
8:59pm Okay, time for our first tally of the night. In the first 58 minutes, we have had....wow....6 performances, and most of them very good. We had 3 commercial breaks totalling 15 minutes. We gave out 3 awards....one more than I expected. I'm on beer number 4....significantly better than last year. And we've had one terrible hosting job by LL........so disapointing.
8:58pm Love that Taylor Swift is so into every act....very good Taylor!
8:57pm Nothing like head banging banjo baby!
8:54pm When mumford and sons performed 2 years ago I thought that would be it for them.....but nope here they are. The lesson as always, I'm an idiot.
8:53pm Okay, Johnny Depp is having a wardrobe malfunction!
8:52pm First one I got right....geeze! Also, Annie points out that its all about LL tonight......seriously? What the hell? Was it in his contract or something?
8:50pm Can we have anymore country representation here? MB must be thrilled! Faith looks terrible! Song of the year........hmmmm.......We Are Young should win this...no?
8:49pm Correction, the Mayer kids thought Whiz Khalifa was Snoop!
8:49pm Okay the Microsoft Surface commercial was pretty cool.
8:44pm The Mayer children think old footage of LL was Snoop........play a little momma said knock you out for those kids....come on Claire Marie Elizabeth Farrell Mayer!
8:43pm Okay, a country award..........does Derks win for just performing? I think Shelton wins.....but I love the song Springsteen..................and its Carrie Underwood........she does not deserve it....ugh.....did I mention this is why I hate the grammys?
8:40pm From country to this......wow.....Whiz got ripped off at least years grammy's. Dont adjust your televisions, that is just their jackets. Seriously, did everyone get dressed in Eltons closet?
8:39pm The flashback of LL.....oh baby...that was great!
8:37pm There are like 20 musicians on stage with them and it just doesnt sound like it. The 2 of them sound really solid, but overall.....bland.
8:34pm Those are some child bearing hips Miranda has.......looks like she was in Elton's wardrobe collection. Is she over dressed or is Derk under dressed? Didn't I see him on Grays Anatomy?
8:32pm Wow...that was a long 6 minute commercial break............what is John Mayer dressed as? Is he filming a new Austin Powers film? Okay, Miranda and Dirks......MB should be very happy!
8:25pm Love the whole rain thing........simply awesome......................good times...good times......one might say fun. okay that was bad.
8:22pm Fun. lots of static cling in their dressing room......and no combs.
8:20pm Adele wins...not too disapointing....the speach will be fun!
8:19pm J-Lo never ever disapoints! Best Pop Solo........I think Clarkson steals this from Carly Rae
8:18pm Alright, we had a commercial about checking your balls and with a family jewels on valentines day punchline......well done! Time for our first award....hey now!
8:15pm I was just about to commen on how sexy Taylor Swift was in that commercial for her album.....then they follow it up with a Big Mac.....now thats sexy!
8:12pm Elton sounds really good.....love the jacket.....do you have to be gay to wear that? Actually I'm more worried if you have to be gay to love it....hmmmm........in any event, they sound great together, guitar and piano.........well done.......and this makes up for LL sucking the life out of Michael Jackson.....which I believe Elton once did too.
8:09pm LL has turned this Grammies in the longest show of the year...and we are only 9 minutes in! Move along man.
8:08pm For Dan Connor growing up in Woodside! Woooooooo!
8:07pm Michael Jackson.......didn't he die in 1993?
8:05pm LL is dressed like a valet at Parkside..........and bombing in his opening........T-Swizzle? Snoop called and wants his terms back.
8:01pm Taylor Swift just went Johnny Depp, GaGa and Katy Perry all over us. It will be a story if the rabbit dies.....whose the father....Taylor gets around! Wow,need some shrroms!
7:58pm We have our first disapointment of the night......how come no 60 minute segment on an artist? Last year Adele, the year before GaGa, the year before Coldplay....this year nothing. Not to mention no Andy Rooney eyebrows......ugh....what a letdown. Taylor Swift is opening the show tonight.........she actually blew me away as the closing act of the MTV VMA's. You know whose not performing tonight? Whitney Houston......you know why? Cause she's still dead! Lets get this show going man!
7:50pm We are online and LIVE for the 55th Annual Grammy Awards! Opened our first beer and she is tasting sweeeeeet. Last year was a disapointing beer year thanks to Mike and Angel forcing expensive wine on me for 12 hours, getting me home at 7am or so........lord help us. Last year we also talked about having a Grammy Live Diary party.....that did not happen...been a bit busy...maybe next year. Alright folks, get strapped in......it's musics biggest night!
7:34pm Just about ready.......getting setup.....first step, check the beer....yep, its ready!!!
11:30am Get your provisions, get comfortable........we will see you tonight!
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