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Date: February 13th , 2011

11:28pm Alright, i'm going to call it a night as Arcade Fire takes us home...the grammys finish 1 minute or 2 early....im impressed! Lets have a final tally shall we........we had about 18 performances......16 beers (not counting the 2 im taking to my room), 13 commercials for a total of 67 minutes....geeze.....and i think 11 awards given out! Hopefully we had tons of laughs....we had the most people ever join us online...thanks to you all! Everyone sleep well. Good night from Boston...and as always, until next time, stay safe, later, dan!

11:27pm So Arcade Fire obviously knew ahead of time they were winning.....interesting setup. The Grammys are going to finish on time!

11:25pm Kenny makes a good point...who is our other smart fan besides Sue........thinking...thinking....thinking...i give up!

11:23pm PC died...geeze...lost my 11:17pm entry...Arcade Fire steals Album of the Year!

11:12pm Double D wants to know who dusted off Chris Christopherson........and i say "he was dusted off?" Arcade Fire....alright we just took a turn here! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

11:10pm The bartender and Annie both ask what time this ends. Do you people not have TV Guides? or a Guide button on your remote? 11:30 or so!

11:09pm Flake points out that UofA not only wins...they cover. HAPPY TIME! Gong!

11:08pm Sue makes a good point.......she says "Doesn't this kinda make the Country Music awards superfluous?" I know thats a big word for most of you....Sue is one of our smart friends...she was on Jeopardy............and BTW...she is right!

11:07pm As we go to commercial break number 12 Flake reminds me of an oldie but goodie...what do you get when you put 3 nuns in a blendar? The Wolftones....HAHAHAHAHA!

11:04pm Lady Antebelum tering it up! It is a great recording..........and that is what this category is.......well done!

11:03pm Kenny points out that its a good thing this wasnt the Oscars as the acting job of the lip synching by Rihanna and Drake was pretty freaking SAD! J-Lo and Mark Anthony.......straight from the White House........or is it the Black House?

11:00pm For you wipeout fans...right now Rihanna is saying "Wheres the pole? Wheres the pole? Wheres the pole"

10:54pm Joey Mayo says that Eminem smiles as much as his mother in law....who i say smiles as much as joey works!

10:53pm Eminem wins an award and is thanking people...............he almost smiled.........almost.....Flake told me that Julie says these Grammsy suck...they are switching to Burn Notice!

10:51pm Nicki Menage.....seriously....who would have thought GaGa would have been the 19th most outragous outfit!

10:49pm Soldier girl points out that her trip to victorias secret was not for posting....OOOPSS....and that she is going to bed as the war on terror starts early in the morning......I ask...ALONE?

10:47pm Annie says Chris Christopherson.....DEAD MAN WALKING.....I say Barbara Streisand....welcome back......where you been...at an all you can eat buffet for the past 7years straight?

10:43pm Jen points out that even Christina couldnt screw up the words to the song Mick just sang! Tom points out 2 TVs and 2 Laptops = a Happy Marriage. Gonna be some valentines day in that house! Speaking of Valentines day dont forget to check your NY Daily News Queens edition tomorrow for actual nice writings by myself!

10:40pm we go to commercial and Soldier girl writes that she has a bottle and a box of chocolates that she got from Victorias Secret that for spending $65 there today, not that nobody but her will see it, she says she is going under the theory if you build it they will come! I say send me the pics Soldier Girl and i'll post them.....and we will see who comes......so to speak!

10:37pm Santo wants to know if that was Christina Aguilara or Cyndi Lauper...cant tell the difference anymore! I say if they have ramparts its lauper...if not Christina! Ive never been the biggest stones fan...i mean i like them.....i get them.....and Jagger is one of the best if not best front men ever...and you know what...he is OWNING this!

10:35pm Is Mick part of the Death Tribute or is that a coincedence..........chances are he could be by the time its over! I do find it hard to believe that this is his first Grammys appearance!

10:32pm Death Tribute......WOO HOO........its liek the previews at the movies....only in reverse!

10:29pm with an hour to go the president of the acadmy bores us to death so we do a tally.....13 beers in....and my bartender doesnt ask anymore.....13 performance....9 commercials for 45 minutes......and 7 awards! And this just in VIA AIM....KATIEROO17 writes that Will Parra has Bieber Fever and is furious that he got robbed for best new artist!

10:27pm Soldier Girl is happy that whoever that was saved some of the flowers from our murdered peacock and he didnt die in vain. So, how much wine do they drink in the military?

10:22pm Seriously...who just won this? She got boo'd.....and deserved it....wow......that was the biggest upset ever. But on a happy note...Jen reports the keg is flowing smoothly in my absense! They keep talking up this RARE Barbara Streisand performance is upcoming....RARE? Is she retire again? She makes Brett Favre look decisive!

10:18pm JennO wants to know if im sitting alone in a bar on my laptop typing and wants to know if anyone is staring........im in a hotel near an airport......what im doing is the most normal thing going on! MB wants to know if i've heard the blend of Lady Ant...and Hall & Oats....my answer...no..and im actually upset by it......lord help me! Soldier girl says WTF....Rihanna killed the peacock.....booze is flowing in the army! Joey Mayo asks...agrier white guy eminiem or H when someone plays the juke box in doonovans...and i honestly dont know! Drake wins this best new artist award!

10:15pm Someone tell eminem that he's been around for a while now.....he's rich now........he shouldnt be so freaking angry.....i know its part of the act....but come on. At this point i'm rooting for Moby! Dude your on state with Rihanna...she's hot....enjoy it.......life is not that bad man.

10:14pm Rihanna.........is it grammy night without chris brown trying to smack you around?

10:11pm In our 8th commercial break and Joey Mayo says he loved John Mayers Johnny Depp costume! Flake says he wasnt going to drink tonight, but the Grammsy are up to Bieber in Arizona and he is hitting the Bushmills!

10:07pm My brother Charlie points out that Katy Perry has as much rythem as he does....i say hes giving her too much credit......she has as much rythem as H. Flake says U of AZ up ten and he is about to win a fortune. MB from chicago said no sock on the door (poor cole), but Cole read the blog to her on the drive home....right about when i went F bomb crazy! Bartender just walked in with another case of Amstel........YES!

10:05pm Annie Collins and every gay person in Anerica loves the song Jolene.............wow.....Need You Now wins song of the year....Kanye might charge the stage!

10:02pm two emails in.....first soldier girl stating that she had one too many glasses of wine as she thinks she just saw a black singing peacock on the grammy stage.....and Joey Mayo who says if you mute the TV Katie Perry was the best performer of the night hands down!

9:57pm Katy Perry...introduced by Barnie....gotta love it!

9:54pm Few emails just came in....Joe Argentieri......Gweneth paltrow is beautiful....we dont call Joe the best color man in the business for nothing! Annie Collins OKAY THIS PUPPET BUSINESS IS AWESOME......annie is drinking again. And Jen "I always told you sherlock had some good shit in that tree!"

9:51pm lets get a tally as we go to our 7th commercial.........8 beers, 9 performances, 6 commercials for 29 minutes, and 5 awards! And one WHAT THE FUCK was that moment thanks to Cee Lo Greenn!

9:49pm Muppets, Gweneth Paltro, a Giant peacock...........seriously.....what the fuck is in my beer up here in Boston? Is there a chance Cee Lo is gay? Hmmm...Maybe?

9:47pm Cee Lo Green........FUCK YOU! I didnt know this till H told me....Bruno Mars wrote this song.......oh my is that Cee Lo, elton john or GaGa......what the fuck?

9:44pm Miley Cyrus (give me the SNL skit) and Kings of Leon.....my niece Kathy would rather they were performing....Kings not Miley.....why are the Kings giving out a country award....and how many coutnry awards we giving out tongiht? This is the old htey just performed...they win.

9:40pm Super bowl champion on stage.....GO PACK GO! Lady Antebellum! Solute to our cheese head followers I know your out there!

9:33pm Tom Haggerty chimes in......Face must be in the bathroom or something that he got the remote and computer. Guch wants to know if they stole Dylans sound equipment from Cowboy stadium from last week.

9:31pm We have a new record................117 people at one time viewing the live blog! and oh my god dylan SUCKS!

9:29pm Guch points out that you really shouldnt be head banging if your playing the organ!

9:26pm Lettermans top ten was great.........Flake points out that not only do the Grammsy start later in Arizona but there are no White Castle on that side of the Mississippi! Ok, as Annie says.. we are in our dirty hipsters set of the night.....gotta love the voice on that guy from Mumford and sons!

9:22pm Goo Goo for GaGa.....wow........man she i ssomething! Alright, she had to be cut already..........wow.....thank you monsters. Nice boots...............how do i pick out the boots on that outfit....lord help us!

9:13pm Paulie Perreti............oh man....best rock album coming here......i think Pearl Jam pulls the upset!

9:12pm Annie Collins correctly states that Will & his wife need to stop pimping their kid out! Eileen informs me that she is dragging Rob to a Katy Perry concert....and for those of you who dont know rob.....lets just say he's more Metallica...........but she says since she got him to a Ricky Martin concert once and it was packed with half naked chicks he will go to any show she says!

9:09pm Jaden Smith..........oh lord help me. Seriously.............ugh.....love Will...the kid...not so much.

9:07pm Ok the guitar was for show.............and now we have masked men pounding drums.........I'd pay anything for one of them to be Rob Haggerty. Ok, if they are both gonna perform, please more Usher....less Bieber....please?

9:06pm I got the fever......Justin playing Guitar........Usher gonna dance I hope?

9:05pm Is it appropriate for Justin Bieber and Ushers relationship to be considered a beautiful relationship?

9:02pm We are in our 4th commercial break and Jen just texted me a picture of Crazy Gracie the Cat Dog.......laying on the couch in the basement on blankets...nice and comfy.......from right where i usually do this from! 2 years ago tomorrow we picked up Gracie from Leigh Ann's house.......and Leigh Ann LOVED music...........Cheers to Leigh Ann!

8:59pm And our second award is a country award...and Miranda wins.......and Marybeth would be happy, but she is driving to pickup Cole at his girlfriends house.....MB......if there is a sock on the door, circle the block a few times!

8:57pm Eileen points out that Bruno Mars thighs look huge.......Eileen has not seen me lately!

8:53pm Annie wants to know how that guy will now see that he took his monicle off..........i didnt even see mr monopoly....my conditions are not ideal! JennO points out that Delia probably didnt see Lenny as she has 3 kids and is probably a bit tied up..........being tied up is how she got the 3 kids. Is there a reason why Bruno BOB and Jenel all have the same haircut? Did they all go to Louie off Tuesday? Speaking of which i went to Louie off Tuesday yesterday (which he sold) and Joe told me that Louie stopped in to say hi....what day.....TUESDAY...oh the madness!

8:50pm Bruno Mars....BOB....and Jenel Mornue...or however you spell it...hell, i spelled Kennys last name wrong before and hes related to me. Bruno Mars...Harrys favorite this year....bad news Bruno........Rick Astley was once Harrys favorite...........Rob Haggerty from Arizona chimes in that the Grammys havent started out there yet!

8:49 pm And we are back from our 3rd commercial break.......so almost an hour in and here is our current tally. 4 beers, 4 performances, 3 commercials totalling 14 minutes, and 1 grammy given out........why do we call this an awards show?

8:40pm From Miranda Lambert to MUSE.......its like Tom is DJing........MB from Chicago yelling at me for not having the site optomized for mobile devices.........next year i promise....she also yelled at me for trashing Miranda............i guess you'll have to read me my rights......anyone get that joke?

8:38pm Lenny Kravatz......somewhere in Bethpage Delia is getting wet.

8:35pm Eileen and Rob joining us for the 2nd year in a row and commented that GaGa reminded them of the second coming of Madonna.....which is amazing cause i said to the guy sitting next to me at the bar that she actually sounds like Madonna tonight....and it was a very Madonn-esque show she put on...........being compared to Madonna......that is impressive. Miranda Lambert is singing a song that is up for song of the year that i never heard before..........and i hope i never hear again!

8:31pm In the middle of our 2nd commercial break trying to decide if we can survive the whole thing in the bar......i've got jet blue staff.....2 guys more on fire than Ricky Martin and one guy who insists on talking at the top of his voice about the flights today......and a group of teenagers.......AND i spilled some of my beer....NOT GOOD.

8:26pm 2 more emails...first Jen who wishes Aretha Happiness and Happiness. And Kenny who told me if i'm going to use his last name i should at least capitalize it........everything needs to be bigger when your talking HELLMAN

8:22pm Ricky Martin sighting......when he came out of the closet i was just blown away! Is this the GaGa.....yes! I'm goo goo for GaGa!

8:21pm The first grammy of the night (pop duo or group) goes to Train......amidst rumors of the band breaking up.......and we have our first bieber reference.....i got the fever!

8:14pm Aretha thanks everyone for the flowers and their bueautiful flowerss.........who sent the plain flowers? Off to our first commercial break!

8:10pm We have our first email...Kenny in response to my go out and come back in email "you lost me, too much work".....yep, he's a hellmann.

8:08pm The chick from Florence and the Machine has pipes man.......would love to see her do a Joplin tune. So McBride was solid...Hudson off and running. For the 2nd straight Sunday Christina is the early disapointment!

8:00pm The 53rd annual grammys are having difficulties from the start.....CBS misses the beginning of their own opening...ONLY CBS. So, we open with.....Aretha Franklin....and as they roll through all the clips of here grammy appearances you can see one thing she never lost her voice and she got bigger with each performance!!!! Ladies Love Cool James comes out to talk about Aretha....apparantly LL things he is Samual L Jackson.....so who is coming out to sing for Aretha who apparantly couldnt be there as she cant get off the couch.......we have Chritina (where are my ramparts) Hudsaon, Adams, mcbride and the chick from Florence and hte Machine...should be interesting!

7:47pm 60 minutes doing a huge segmant on GaGa..........unique or crazy? I say both!

7:33pm Ok, this is going to be interesting......i'm doing this from the bar/lounge of the Hampton Inn Logan Airport as I am up here for as Elton John would say....a Funeral For A Friend. 1st Amstel in hand. We have 27 minutes till show time........see you when we get closer!

 

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