The Connor Chronicles Volume XCVII

It’s Christmas time in the greatest city in the world and I’m heading to LA!?! Are you kidding me! And to make it worse I’ve been told I’ll be going back to my routine of heading West 4 times a year. And to make things worse….this trip, for the first time since the initial trip, im returning to the scene of the crime! That’s right, Diane from guest services, look out baby…..im coming back! By now she has to be like President of the Hotel right?

Did I miss when everyone started giving everyone diamonds and cars for Christmas? Wheres mine? Seriously, are these commercials driving anyone else insane? I mean, I WANT TO GO TO JARRED AND BASH HIS FREAKING SKULL IN! Hey, he went to Jarred & killed him! Yay!

And if I here that freaking music for Zales one more time…..holy crap! And hey, Kay Jewlers…your right, every Kidss does start with K…including this one… KISS ME ASS!

And what about all the stores who are clearly showing Christmas Commercials…..i mean they have Santa & Rudolph and so forth……and as far as I know those guys are associated with Christmas, not Chanukah or Kwanza or anything....SO DON’T FINISH THE COMMERCIAL WITH HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Or if your gonna say Happy Holidays, put a Kwanza hat on Santa and let Rudolphs nose light into a Manura or something!

And trust me, im not trying to get all holy and crap….i mean, its me after all. And lets face it, if there is more than 3 people reading this who have thought “its Christmas I need to get Jesus more involved in my life” I’ll eat my hat! But I guarantee everyone reading this has had the same religious thought…”Holy Crap, when am I getting my shopping done!”

And if im going to mention religion, I might as well go all the way. On Tuesday night the news had a story about a new campaign by the church. The campaignes headline and general theme is “A Child should not be in a closed room with an adult alone ever” ummm……so does that mean confessions out? I mean we all know the church’s record in recent years. Not the best time for them to be trying to push this point.

Alright, short but sweet. Even if you don’t have a ticket for the raffle tomorrow night, come on down and have a few drinks. Starting at 8pm at KC Moores!

Feel better Kristin!

Feel better Ellie!

Good luck losing your baby weight Tom!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"