The Connor Chronicles Volume XCIV

So, my niece Lorrain got married on Friday. Word is my sister gets upset every time she walks past Lorrain’s room. I would think she’d get more upset walking past the boys room…..i mean the thought of paying to feed those animals would bring me to tears!

I can’t believe none of the boys have moved into her room yet! I mean if Joey moved in they probably wouldn’t need to paint it or anything! Great, now I probably have the entire Jennifer Gray all stars pissed at me! Oh well!

Wedding was great! There is even a rumor that despite being surrounded by that much family, Harry actually smiled at one point! Again, this is only rumor!

Jen and I had my brother Charlie & his wife Susan stay with us for a few weeks….err, I mean days…it only felt like weeks……for the big event.

They are spending a few days sightseeing in Washington DC on their way back to Carolina. Word is that while visiting the Lincoln memorial Abes statue was heard praying for a statue of John Wilkes Booth to come along and blow his head off!

See, nobody is safe in the Chronicles!

Ok, time for some more rules / age limit observations.

Unless your name is Tony Hawk (or you are making Tony Hawk money by doing so), nobody over the age of 17 should be riding a skateboard.

Nobody over the age of 15 should be wearing a backpack over both shoulders. If you are over 15 and doing so, especially for guys, this is probably why you are getting beaten up a lot.

If you are over 17, unless you are actually playing, you should not bring your glove to a baseball game…..END OF STORY.

Anyone see the train wreck that was Britney Spears the other night!?! If not, go to youtube……she’s a mess.

Ok Yankee fans tell me how much A-Rod sucks!

The NFL has to be as hard on coaches as it is on players. Draft picks, fine & a 2 game suspension for Bellicheck!

Reminder, Donna Dennis walk is this Saturday! Check Events Page for Details! I hope to see you all there!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"