The Connor Chronicles Volume XCIII

There’s being safety conscious and then there is being neurotic! For example, ensuring your smoke alarm has working battery’s is safety conscious……..and unplugging every electrical device in your house before you leave is being neurotic……hell, it might even be moronic.

Yep, Woodside’s own Tricia Feerick does this……not sure what kind of heavy electrical equipment she has in that house…..perhaps she’s purchased some high powered toys at the Love Shack or something. I mean could she jump start a car with these things? Does she have to reset all her clocks & VCR and crap each time she comes home? Is she ever able to make a tray of Ice? I have questions….i need answers!

Word of this odd behavior is spreading rapidly through Woodside and I feel badly for Tricia……..the poor girl has hit an all time low that can never be topped…..or bottomed as it were. While walking down the street, Darren Daulten acted like he didn’t know her! Seriously, are there enough self help groups to get you through something like that?

Although, if that’s what it takes to get Darren to stay away I don’t care how much Ice cream I melt…….ok, well that’s a lie, but im considering it!
Anyone hear anything about a Simpsons movie? I wish they would have advertised this thing.

The Lady bulldogs of Georgia are my new favorite sports team. One of their soccer team members spilled their team motto to me last night……lick a lotta pussy………hey, she said it not me. But we’ll be planning a trip down South (pun intended) shortly!

Ok, brace yourselves…..John Kelly rides a bicycle…….it would have to be made out of the same metal as his hip right? And he wears a helmet….which is smart, but come on how much would you pay to see this? Seriously, I’ll pay for this photo!
Every time I get down on Sony for doing something stupid (think Godzilla), I can count on Con Ed to show me that there are really stupid companies out there……..but not to be outdone, WEMED always steps up! I don’t know whose in charge of facilities over there, but they could be running Con Ed with how lame they are?

This just in, my brother had Dynasty parties in the 80’s……..take a guess which brother, shouldn’t be hard to figure.
So, we are 2 days into the family & friends vacation & we’ve had one injury…..not counting Kathy McGahans 2 day hangover…….she hasn’t spent that much time on her back since her & pat were watching the godfather on their living room floor………she still doesn’t know how it ended.

Which sports league commissioner would you want to be? MLB dealing with steroids. NFL dealing with dogfighting and attempted murder, NBA dealing with referees fixing games or the NHL whose playoff games couldn’t be found on TV?

Spoiled millionaires are doing their part to ruin all 4 leagues……and I say again….go Bulldogs!

Congratulations go out to Chris & Carol Santangelo…….Carol is with child……or should I say she is now with 2 children if you count Chris. Seriously, congrats guys!

Jen & I also have some news to share. Our family has grown as we have added a 2nd keg-arator courtesy of Schmeds/Annie, Jacs/Leni & the McKenna clan. We are thrilled with our new addition and look forward to bringing her up right!

Tommy Miney BBQ at Sunnyside Gardens park on 9/29! We hope to see you all there!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"