The Connor Chronicles Volume XCI

Kirks engaged and now Bernie O has a baby…….the apocalypse is clearly upon us! Congratulations to Bernie & Amy on the arrival of Shea Francis O’Hara.

Everyone is doing well……well Amy is doing as well as anyone can do after 22 hours of labor, 2 epi’s and still having a C section…….yikes. I just hope they had s milk crate or something for Bernie to stand on so he could be by her side throughout!

Tell me god doesn’t have a sense of humor……giving Bernie O a little girl…..oh man, in about 16 years bernie will be having flashbacks like a guy just home from Nam!

Friday was Tom Haggerty’s birthday…..Happy Birthday Tom. Word is for his birthday Face let him check the score of the Met’s game. We are hoping that in 2 years on his 40th she might give him his balls back for a day or 2.

Hey Yankee fans….does A-rod still suck? Has he hit a big home run yet? Were any of the 70 RBI’s he has so far important? Just wondering.

Ok, lets get this Soprano’s thing over with. I love all the people trying to read everything into everyone in that last scene. The 2 black guys were the guys from season one……wow….so one of them rose from the dead…cool! The girl was Janice….um, no even Tony would say hi to Janice. The guy was Phil’s nephew….oh yeah, cause Tony wouldn’t notice the nephew of the guy he just had killed sitting 10 feet away. The other guy owned the sporting goods store……..umm…no again. The only one that might hold credence is the one about Bobby & Tony’s conversation…….but even that has been exaggerated. The words “everything goes black & silent” were never spoken. Is Tony dead? Is he alive? Who the hell knows. It was purposely left open just in case…..in 3 years when Gandolfini still cant get another gig (think David Carusso after leaving NYPD) and he wants to do the movie….they can still do it.

The only thing we learned in that episode is that The Saprano kids can’t freaking park. It took Meadow 5 attempts to pull into a spot that you fit a tank in. And AJ parked on leaves which blew his car up. I’d say this is an exaggeration, but ive had a few cars blow up.

Amanda Beard posed in Playboy for this months edition, only the 2nd time the mag has ever sold out….the other time, Marily Monroe…….i cant believe she is this big of a draw, but now I need to see this.

Alright, it’s fathers day, so I have to wrap this up. Off to the track to look for a Gray Horse on the turf….other than that….2-3 3-2, who cares!

Happy Fathers Day Big Irish!

Happy Fathers Day to all of you who kids……Jen & I thank you for reminding us of Birth Control!

This is the part I screw up…..friends who became fathers for the first time this year. I always miss someone…..but hopefully not……I’m sure I’ll hear about it soon…….fire away. I remember 3.

Happy First Fathers Day Bernie O!

Happy First Fathers Day James Kurtz!

Happy First Fathers Day Vinny! (don’t ever let Patricia dress the baby & the dog in matching outfits)

Texas Hold’em at the Center on Saturday!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"