The Connor Chronicles Volume LXXX

Ok, a few years ago I vented about them banning dodge ball…..and rightfully so I might add. You know the whole dodge ball is exclusionary and picks on the weaker kids and such…..what a bunch of crap. In fact when I wrote that volume I even joked about what’s next?…..banning tag? I mean in tag a kid is IT!!!!

Well it fucking happened! I kid you not….several schools have banned tag from being played! Are you shitting me? Seriously, no wonder we are becoming a nation of pansy ass little bitches! I’m sorry fat lazy shit pansy ass little bitches!

At least I was skinny for the first 20 years of my life…..you know why? Because I played fucking tag that’s why!

What happens if they catch a kid playing tag? Does he get a fucking time out? Why are kids bringing guns to school and shooting their classmates? How about because they have no fucking social skills at all! You know why they have no social skills? Because they can’t fucking do anything together! Maybe taking a fucking dodgeball off the fucking head every Thursday prepared you for being the weaker kid! At least it got you to interact with the other kids!

No, lets not let them play tag or dodgeball, but lets let them sit in there room for 12 fucking hours a day and play Grand Theft Auto where they rape prostitutes and shoot cops! It’s only a matter of time before the line between fantasy & reality blurrs when you have zero interaction with other kids and have ZERO social skills.

Answer this….was the country better off 5 years ago? 10? 20? 30? Did we have more pride in ourselves as individuals and as a country? I honestly don’t know.

Are your kids more at risk of being a victim of a predator by being outside playing tag with other kids or being in their bedroom surfing the net?

How is this for irony. In this country I’m free to own an AK47 assault rifle, but my kid cant play tag? Here is another one I really like…….everyone on my block is free to own AK47 assault rifles, but its illegal for me to wear a bullet proof vest!

Two college football teams had one of the ugliest brawls ever the other day. Some key figures from the brawl received only a 1 game suspension……..kids playing tag are getting a week! Oh no….dont touch him and tell him he’s IT…..but feel free to remove your helmet and swing it wildly at him!

Ok, lets talk about North Korea for a minute…….i’m no geography expert, but I’m pretty certain that other people should be worried about North Korea having nuclear capabilities than us! I mean we have our hands full right now…….let fucking China or someone else who is actually within striking distance deal with this asshole.

Chris Rocks mother didn’t get served at a Cracker Barrell in South Carolina the other day. And now Al Sharpton is leading the protest. How much pleasure do you think he is getting out of saying the word Cracker when dealing with this?

How is Cracker Barrell still in business….this is like their 500th lawsuit in regards to racism and such. But if a game of tag breaks out in the parking lot they will be shut down in no time!

Ok….i missed a couple of Birthdays last week.

Happy Birthday Christine Downing!!!
Happy Birthday Christine Horan!!!

I have something against Christine’s the way schools have something about kids actually fucking playing!

Ok….i’m in a bad mood that’s all I’ve got! Hell I didn’t even take a shot at Schmeds today! He’s going to feel so unloved!

Don’t worry you fat bastard, I still love ya!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"