The Connor Chronicles Volume LXXIX

Barbara Streisand can lick my hairy ass!!! That’s if her tongue can reach with that giant fucking nose getting in the way. I mean I know its hard with the eifel tower hanging off the front of your face, but how about you keep your nose out of other peoples business! Seriously, this bitch had the balls to charge thousands for some tickets to her shows…literally thousands. The cheap seats were like $250….so high she had to cancel shows…..she wouldn’t lower prices because she feels that is the least it should cost to see her. And that’s all fine if people want to spend that so be it. But then she gets on stage at the Garden last night and starts talking politics…….she wants to bash the president or anyone…..thats fine, but do it at home, not when people are paying thousands to see you. When people started booing and one guy yelled out “we paid you to sing” she said “GO FUCK YOURSELF” Are you shitting me?

You want to make a fucking statement right a good fucking song that I want to hear at your show…….otherwise fuck off.

Nope, still no need for stricter gun control laws…..i mean the kid firing the AK47 assault rifle in school was just you know…kids playing around.

A woman in Pennsylvania user her 4 week old baby as a fucking 2x4 and beat her baby’s daddy with the child. Does their need to be a trial in this one? Seriously, when do we pass the common sense law……it simply says “Wow, you are so fucking useless you die right now” and be done with it. How about we pick this woman up and beat Barbara Streisand with her? Or beat her with Barbara Streisand? Either way is ok with me!

Gotta love this one….the runaway bride is now suing the ex husband to be. Glad to see she is as stable as ever…..ok we beat Babs & the bitch from PA with the runaway Bride and call it a fucking day!

They did a report this morning on one of the shows about spanking your kids and all that. And we have all seen that the proper way is time outs and whatever. I am by no means an expert in this field, but I can tell you this. Since this trend of time outs has gained in popularity over recent years I see WAY MORE time outs than I ever saw spankings….draw your own conclusions. Whats more of a deterent, a stinging ass or standing in the corner for 3 minutes….umm, especially when you have no concept of time.

Ok, lets get the Yankee thing over with. For all you Yankee fans who are upset and ticked off, get over it because the players just don’t care. They honestly don’t. They were laughing in the dugout with 6 outs to go on Saturday while you were screaming at the TV and crying in your beer. And its not just the Yankees, its almost all players. Why should they care? They are set for life! I mean yesterday I was still receiving eMails from friends on how upset they were and understandably so. And then I listen to WFAN and here Cory Lidle say how he is out enjoying his day in NY. I see today’s paper and how ARod was enjoying a great lunch at Sypriana’s yesterday…….the more you pay them the less they are going to care. That’s why the all star at every position thing will never work! That’s why we see wild card low budget teams win despite clearly having less talent…..they have young kids still playing to make money, playing for their jobs, playing because baseball is still something they care about.

And NEVER EVER sell short putting together a team that gets along together! Keep problems out of the clubhouse and you’ll have less problems on the field.

And I don’t care how much you stack your lineup, when the playoffs roll around and the weather gets a bit colder, pitching beats hitting.

Should Torre be fired? Only if you are keeping this same team together. If you are getting rid of several of the players then keep torre. If you are keeping the bulk of the team bring in lou. NOTE: He did a TERRIBLE job in this series.

As Rob Madio said, for Mets fans, Saturday was like the BEST CHRISTMAS EVER!

If you haven’t been watching The Class on Mondays your missing some funny stuff.

Ray Liota’s show got cancelled already……..well who did they think would tune in to see that face in High Def? Which means Shark starring James Woods can’t be far behind because in HD he looks like he was attacked by a shark.

If you’re a West Wing fan and have not been watching Studio 60 you are missing out! Great stuff.

Criminal Minds off to a flying start in its 2nd season!

A politician in a Sex Scandal……NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Busy day today…..Happy Birthday Shmeds….lets go over John’s gift list for the day!

Annie got him the help wanted ad’s.
His sister got him an original copy of the Ugly duckling so he knows he’s not alone!
Jen and I got him a coupon for 15% off either a liposuction or angioplasty.
Mike got him a scale…..a freight scale!
Everyone else sent Pizza & cake!

Happy Birthday Delia! I hope your day goes well despite having to live with a very upset yankee fan…..good thing those kids are Mets fans!

Happy Birthday Rob H! Someday they will have the Internet in Arizona and he could read this.

Happy Belated Birthday Bernie O! Tell me, do you use a high chair to see the computer screen?

Happy Belated Birthday Pegster B! Your in your 30's......shouldnt most of your ex boyfriends be getting out of jail soon?

Don’t forget Flashback Friday this week at Donovans! 9pm Start! Bring in some old pictures if you have them….Jacs promises a free drink to anyone with a picture of me with hair. I can’t tell you how many people wrote back “You mean we were supposed to be paying for drinks all those years”

Also, next Trivia Night at KC Moore’s will be November 3rd.

Family Fun Day November 11, call Harry for $100 Raffle Tix!!!

Check out Events page for these plus more upcoming events!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"