The Connor Chronicles Volume LXXI

Well folks, football season is over & the big game was not exactly exciting. I mean other than 4 or 5 plays there wasn’t much to watch.

So it’s time to start thinking baseball! And I for one am looking forward to an unbelievably exciting season rooting for my New York Dominicans…errr, I mean my New York Mexicans…..err, I mean, my New York Metropoloitans…yeah, yeah, that’s it….Metropolitans! Man are they going to be fun to watch! Especially on their brand new network!!!! SNY which I believe stands for Spanish Nueve York, but I’m not sure.

I believe locally it will air on channel 47 via your UHF antenna! I’m really looking forward to their weekly Saturday night game! What a great idea playing the game right after Sabado Gigante and following it with Lucha Libre!

Rumor has it that Felix Millan will be joining the broadcast team….i heard he was all choked up by the offer….wow that’s bad!

There’s nothing like going to the ballpark on a Sunday afternoon in the summer. Sitting back, with an Ice Cold Old English and watching the Latina ladies who just came from church dressed like $10 whores…..mmmmmmm the smell of papaya in the air!

Yeah, that should get me in trouble.

Oh well…..onto other things.

But while I’m on sports….caught the 2nd half of Duke vs UNC last night and Duke is impressive, but until they can rebound the basketball they can not win a championship.

Ok, so James Frey’s book wasn’t the truth……so??? Seriously, what’s the big deal? Move it from the non fiction section to the fiction section and be done with it! Seriously, there are class action suites against this guy? Yeah, he lied! And you know what getting a blow job in the Oval office is sex…..big freaking deal. You know who else lied? My parents…they told me Santa was real…..that’s it mom, get a freaking lawyer!

Seriously, some women is suing him for 10 million! Did she sue everyone who was involved with the movie Titanic? I mean other than the ship sinking there wasn’t much truth to that one either….i mean the old bag didn’t go back to the site and jump overboard! And for christs sake we had to put up with Celine “Canadian crack whore” dion and that damn song forever!

First Oprah sticks up for him….then there is an outrage so she’s jumps down his throat! It was like watching fat pig Oprah and the skinny pig Oprah transformation happen!

Ok, why do people keep inviting Aaron Neville to sing at events??? Seriously, I mean the guy covers his own ears when he sings….shouldnt that tell you something?

Gotta love the Knicks!!! Hell of a job by Isaiah. I mean his latest acquisition, Jalen Rose, didn’t even get the ball in play last night…..what a flop. Here is what Isaiah has built and the Knicks have to look forward to. They will finish with either the worst record or second worst record in the league (currently 2nd by 1 game) this year and probably next. And despite that they have no shot at a top 5 pick in the draft because they gave it away. The Bobcats the team who is currently one loss worse than the Knicks will get those picks. The Knicks have a four times higher payroll than the bobcats. The Knicks are in salary cap hell through 2009.

Those Dolan boys sure can pick them. Did I miss an announcement? Did they buy the Jets, because it looks like they are running that franchise too!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"