The Connor Chronicles Volume CIII

Wow, despite the thousand eMails I received proclaiming Obama was a) not a citizen b) muslim c) a terrorist he still won......does this mean I wont be getting that check from AOL & Microsoft for forwarding that eMail that ive received 2,765 times……..1,987 of them from Tracey!

We cant hire new cops but we can spend a million to rename the Tri-Boro the RFK bridge……havent there been enough kennedy bridge related mistakes?

Speaking of bridges the tapanzee has a sign that says “Life is worth Living….courtesy phone ahead”……seriously…..if you stop traffic to use that phone you wont have to worry about jumping, cause I’ll throw you off the fucking bridge.

I’d also like to point out that we as humans are perhaps the stupidest species on the planet!  How can so many people be raving “look how far gas prices fell, its so cheap now”………so if I sell lemon-aid on the corner for .25…….then I suddenly raise it to $1.50………..then drop it down to$.50, its not a bargain at .50……morons!

Well, its thanksgiving which means its time to for my annual list of things im thankful for.

I’m thankful for bacon…..crispy, crunchy bacon….mmmmmmmmm BACON!

I’m thankful for expandable waistline pants………see above!

I’m thankful for HDTV so I can see the mets choke in brilliant dazzling clarity!

I’m thankful for Chris Santangelo working some nights with Jimmy Jacs….its nice to have a bartender actually BEHIND the bar.

I’m thankful for cheese…..all kinds of cheese….but not toe cheese.

I’m thankful for a Boston Celtics championship…….god knows the mets and vikes cant do anything.

I’m thankful Shea stadium is going away…….the place really does stink.

I’m thankful Yankee stadium is going away….for all the “cathedral” talk, the place sucked….upper deck is too steep and the walkways around the stadium were way too small…..or am I too big?

I’m thankful for NFL refs, and MLB umps……..they show that you can suck….very publicly I might add….and still keep your job……what a confidence booster!

I’m thankful for Jet Blue…..if I’m going to have to keep going to California, at least I can kill some time on the flight.

I’m actually thankful for California…..another confidence booster.

I’m thankful for crapping….admit it you all love to crap!  Not sure what I like more…dropping a deuce first thing in the morning, or when I get home from work!

I’m thankful so many people responded to my “I need help” email and went to the veternans day parade!  And Thanks for the pix too!

And finally, I’m thankful for family & friends……when you have them, you don’t need a phone on the tapanzee bridge!

Thank You!

Enjoy your thanksgiving, enjoy the football….blowouts…..enjoy the food, enjoy the drink, enjoy the company!

Hopefully we see some of you tonight at Donovan’s.  Stay tuned for more updates and events over the holiday season!

As always, until next time, stay safe, later,
Dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"