Chronic Pains!!!

This edition of Chronic Pains consists of responses to the announcement about The Race Of The Century!!!

Dan,
Thank God it is being held at night - hopefully the kids will all be in bed so they won't be scared
Patt Collins from Long Island

You should bring the kids......might be there only chance to see their Uncle John run!

Dan,
PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE have ambulances ready...there could be a need.....BTW, are they all f#$%&*! crazy!!!!! That's a REALLY long run --- yikes!
Tom Hags from Geppetto's workshop

If I don't recover by New Years Eve......good luck with that job!

Dan,
As soon as I stop laughing, I will place my bet.
Chrissy D from Long Island

When placing your bet....remember Schmeds still has one good hip!

Dan,
Dina Plante moves at the same speed as a 3 legged turtle. If you were digging for clams my money would be on Dina. John and Danny have 2 great legs.. to bad they only have one each. So the money goes on Feerick and Kelly!!!
Kirk fromWoodside

Why are you checking out mine & Schmeds' legs?

Dan
I hope you have time to go home and take a shower before being the quiz master!!
MPace from Micky's Apartment!

So you actually think i'll break a sweat!!!

Dan,

gotta tell ya, this is freakin hilarious!!! definitely need to see if i can make it there
The Spy from Langley Virginia

I need some of Intense Jay's energy to win this thing!

Dan,
No offense, but my money is on Jen. Where is the starting line?
Denise from The Big 6....ironically Building 7

Jen's legs are too short to win this thing. Schmeds and I havent decided were we will fix the starting line yet...wink wink!

Dan,
It's a great idea to have that race after dark, because watching you run 3 miles is going to be ugly.......keep the women and children at home. And one suggestion. You should run this like a horse race..........have the ambulance follow you around the track. Good luck bro!
Chuck from North Carolina

Can I just ride in the ambulance to save time?

As always, until next time, stay safe!

later,
dan

"My karma tells me, You've been screwed again! If you let them do it to ya, you've got yourself to blame! It's you who feels the pain! It's you who takes the shame!"